From Steve: Let me second that.

THE REPUBLICAN CALL FOR CANDIDATES:

Well, now we’re looking for an idiot,
An honest to God idiot,
To be the leader of the good ole USA.

Morons need not apply,
Your IQ’s are much too high,
To sell the voters the Grand Old Party way. Hey!

You needn’t feel queasy,
The job is very easy,
Carl Rove will tell you everything to say.

There’s really nothing to it,
The Constitution? Screw it!
The middle class? We’ll take everything away. Hey!

We’re looking for an idiot,
A psychopathic idiot!
To be the leader of the good ole USA.

The rich get all the money.
The rest do all the work.
If anyone thinks that’s funny,
He’s a tratorous liberal jerk!

Cause that’s the Grand Old Party waaaaaay!

The Hokey-Jokey

You put your right wing in,
You throw your left wing out,
You put your right wing in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-jokey
And you turn the truth around,
That’s what it’s all about !

You put your big mouth in
You drown the people out
You put your big mouth in,
And you sneer and lie and shout,
You do the hokey-jokey
And you turn the facts around,
That’s what it’s all about !

You put your big guns in,
You ship our children out,
You put your big bombs in,
And you drop them all about,
You do the hokey-jokey
And you churn the oil around,
THAT’S what it’s all about !

From Steve: Great!

Abortion has been outlawed by decree.
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Gay marriage is forbidden ‘till the end time
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Evolution shall never be taught here
No drinking liquor, wine or even beer.
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For happily-ever-aftering is here
In Huckabee.

just asking - Huckabee/Salem or Hoo’qua-bee in Afghanistan or Houka-Bee in Iran?