Narrator: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Republican Zone.
Let’s pretend you were faced with the unimaginable horror of actually having to choose between Rudy Giuliani and Mike Huckabee for president: who would you choose — the dictatorial ex-mayor or the theocratic (if “lovable”) ex-governor?
Speaking for myself, I think Rudy is by far the scarier of the two (in a waking up in the morning to find tanks in the streets sort of way), but either one of them would be bad enough to get me started checking road maps for the fastest route to Canada. You know, just in case a hasty retreat should suddenly prove necessary.
So, what do you think?