Non-political question of the day: Does anyone know anyone who has ever purchased a penile enlargement product off the web?

I don’t know about you, but penile enhancement spam comes in a close third to Viagra spam and “investment opportunities” spam when it comes to filling my inbox with crap.  So I have to wonder: Do these e-mails actually generate any sales?

And if the answer is yes, what sort of guy would buy something — well, like that, to be used on something — well, like that from an Internet spam operation?

It boggles the mind — and potentially certain other organs.  

So tell us: Does anyone know anyone who has ever actually purchased and used one of these products as a result of an e-mail solicitation?

(I’ll confess to being so unworldly as to not know much about how these products are supposed to work, but, to be clear, we’re not looking for graphic or prurient  details here, as this is a family café . . . Winston notwithstanding.) 

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4 Responses to “Non-political question of the day: Does anyone know anyone who has ever purchased a penile enlargement product off the web?”

  1. Larry the Red Says:

    I don’t know anyone who has admitted to buying one. And to anyone I know who has, please don’t tell me!

  2. Styve Says:

    I would have to bet that Bush would do something like that, after he had used “the Google” to surf the “internets”, so that he could play with the likes of Mehlman, Gannon, McClellan, Rove and Foley!!


  3. Larkrise Says:

    More information than I would ever want to know, and isnt something I would ask in polite company, or rude company, for that matter. Rush Limpbaugh might know.

  4. mrtshw Says:

    Obviously Dumbya has been well schooled by Rove, Gannon/Guckert , Mehlman, McClellan,Rove….and Hastert!
    Can you just visualize Hastert and Rove ” getting it on ” ? Hell! They’d have to employ penile enhancement to just find their “relevant parts “. Same goes for Dumbya’s ” filling out ” the crotch section of his ” Missionary Position ” Accomplished moment in his flight suit costume.

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