Pat Robertson is at it again. Having recently spoken with God about what will be happening in the coming year, he’s making some predictions, most of them gloomy (but don’t get to depressed, his track record hasn’t exactly been stellar). But while he’s more than willing to pass along God’s insights on many other worldly concerns, he’s expressly refusing to offer any divinely inspired predictions as to the 2008 presidential election.
It seems that God has, in fact, told Robertson who’s going to win, but Robertson has decided not to pass the info along because otherwise Andy Rooney might make fun of him — and no, I kid you not.
On Wednesday, Robertson, 77, implied that God informed him who will be elected president in November.
“He told me some things about the election, but I’m not going to say, because some old man on “60 Minutes” would make fun of me, so I’m not going to tell you who the winner’s going to be,” Robertson said, in apparent reference to CBS humorist Andy Rooney, who turns 89 on Jan. 14.
Let’s add this up, shall we? God, the omnipotent creator of the universe has told Pat Robertson, an evangelical preacher, whose job, one would suppose, is to pass along God’s wisdom, who the next president will be. But Robertson has chosen to keep the answer to himself, lest 89-year-old Andy Rooney make fun of him.
I guess that answers the age old question of who’s scarier, God or Andy Rooney. It appears to be Rooney in a romp
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