A song of sympathy for Pennsylvania’s last seven weeks
(to the music of Oklahoma!)
Pennsylvania, where the pols came sweeping into town
The campaigns they’d run soon weren’t much fun
And the whole thing quickly got us down.
Pennsylvania, Ev’ry night my honey lamb and I
Sat alone and watched the hit ads squawk
Till the whole thing made us want to die!
So goodbye! Goodbye!
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass
As off to Indiana you fly!