Marxist Polygamist Terrorists, Inc. for John McCain!

As you may have heard, John McCain is now attacking Barack Obama based upon favorable comments about Obama allegedly made by a leader of Hamas. The fact Obama has repeatedly and unequivocally condemned Hamas apparently isn’t good enough in McCain’s book.

McCain On Obama: “Clear Who Hamas Wants to be the Next President”

McCain spoke with bloggers this morning on a number of issues ranging from William Ayers to Rev. Wright to Tony Rezko. Jennifer Rubin noted that Hamas had endorsed Senator Obama and asked McCain whether Obama might have given “an unhelpful signal” to the terrorist group. McCain’s response:

All I can tell you Jennifer is that I think it’s very clear who Hamas wants to be the next president of the United States. So apparently has Danny Ortega and several others. I think that people should understand that I will be Hamas’s worst nightmare….If senator Obama is favored by Hamas I think people can make judgments accordingly.

While some small-minded sorts might claim that it’s wrong to try to hold a candidate responsible for the statements of an organization he’s specifically condemned, John McCain knows better. He realizes that candidates are 100% responsible for everyone who purports to support them, no ifs, ands or buts (Rev. John Hagee, anyone?).

That is, after all, the straight-talking way. 

And we here at Marxist Polygamist Terrorists, Inc. couldn’t agree more! And it is in that very spirit that we hereby proudly announce our enthusiastic and unconditional endorsement of John McCain for President of the United States!

We want to make it very clear where Marxist polygamist terrorists stand in this election! And where we stand is squarely behind John McCain!

So, as Big John McCain would put it himself . . . If Senator McCain is favored by Marxist polygamist terrorists I think people can make judgments accordingly.


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3 Responses to “Marxist Polygamist Terrorists, Inc. for John McCain!”

  1. DRDarkeNY Says:

    No, no, no - McCain has NO problem w/polygamists at all! After all, consider those fine, FINE right-wingers in the FLDS with their harems of child brides….

    How about “Gay Marxist Peacenik Terrorists for McCain”, instead?

  2. juliinjax Says:

    Hey Steve, and all the Cafe Regulars,
    It’s been a while, but I keep checking in to read, even if I can’t post.
    The MSM’s love affair with John McCain is so very reminiscent of the 2000 election (see Travels with George/HBO), it’s like PTSD flashbacks. I have a modicum of respect for McCain, but most of it was lost when he tried to make amends with Jerry Falwell, a k a “agent of intolerance”. McCain has the worst voting record in the Senate when it comes to children (see Children’s Defense Fund stats), is clueless on the state of affairs for people living within 300% of the poverty level, and seems to be in the Neocon gang promoting further “projects for a new American Century”.
    Rod Parsley and John Hagee are the cheerleaders for the candidate McCain. Why? Because he hates Muslims as much if not more than they do. Muslims, communists, gooks, ragheads, spics, nigrahs…. there’s always a group of people to vilify for this crowd, and Senator Obama’s life history allows them to paint him with more than one brush, so they will. It’s the only real strategy they know, so they are going with it.
    I don’t expect much better from the rethugs, who must be sh***ing their britches at the thought of Obama in the White House. Not for the reasons they imply with their rascist, xenophobic jibe, but because the kind of change in politics Obama portends will force the rethugs to re-invent their whole party paradigm. Posting earmark requests ONLINE??? Where God(dess) and everyone could scrutinize them? National Healthcare negotiations on CSPAN??? WTF? THIS is the kind of stuff that really scares the rethugs, who, like soul-sucking vampires, cannot stand the light of sunshine in government. And the fact that Obama’s campaign is funded by the “little people” like you and me, why that is just downright dangerous. It smacks of REVOLUTION, but without all the gunfire, bloodshed, rape and pillage where at least an arms dealer can make a buck!
    I do hope that the Clintons get on board with the urgent need to re-introduce McCain and his thugs to the electorate, despite his free pass from the Press. It would be one way that they, the Clintons could salvage their legacy within the Dem party, and the world.

  3. the other anonymous Says:

    Marxist Polygamous Terrorists… Where do I go to sign up? does it come with health insurance, comprehensive dental and other? Also if the girls start ganging up on me is there someplace to go hide? I mean one wife was rough enough sometimes but more… well attractive in ways but man one is automatically outvoted!
    Those voting for McCain probably take me serious.

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